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[hachikuji]

Yes...Yes...oh wow I see! You trees have so much wisdom to share. Please tell me more.

[The feed opens up to this chatter and a little girl who is apparently talking to someone. Sometimes you can hear some other voices talking back.]

Wow I never knew all these things. But trees, you need to give me some context and greater details. Who glues on fake ears for over an hour just to not look human? Doesn't that seem a little bit silly? And who is this Oswald guy, copying the beloved cherish icon Mickey Mouse? And why are Fenimore and Adell spying on each other when they take baths? Who has a pompom growing out of their head? A person named Law is into BDSM? I didn't realize that old man Raven was into men! But I guess it was obvious that Ange Beeatooriiche was a brocon. She seems like that type. The sea of information is making me so lost and confused.

...And could you always talk and simply never did?

[ooc: if you want mayoi to drop tree gossip about your characters just let me know in the subject header and if its ok to do the truth stuff. the ones above were picked at random.]

Comments

Its always cool for everything.

[inheavenslight]

The trees are liars, don't listen to them.

[hachikuji]

Calling people liars is rude. Even if they aren't actually people and are talking trees. What makes you think they even lie?

Feel free to drop gossip on Adele too!

[antivanleather]

...Wait, who is saying what about who?

[hachikuji]

The trees! The trees are chattering about people whenever you walk by them. They suddenly began talking and saying weird things.

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

[Wait what?!]

That tree needs ta be burned down.

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

Did the tree hurt your feelings that much?

[Action] 1/???

[cuethemasong]

[Approaching the scene from a distance, oh... He knows who that bookbag belong to...]

[Action] 2/???

[cuethemasong]

Hmm... What's this? Could this possibly be my first internal monologue ever? And who would've thought that it would be from a scene like this? Now I know everyone is thinking,"Arata, you’re about to do the unthinkable, aren't you!?"

[Action] 3/???

[cuethemasong]

The answer would be: "Of course not! I’m just here to ask this innocent little girl a question! There's no way that a perverted young man like me would pounce himself on a little girl... I can control my urges just fine.

[Action] 4/???

[cuethemasong]

However...

[Action] 5/???

[cuethemasong]

Even though I truly love big breasts, I can easily make exceptions for flat chests. Not to mention... She said herself that her breasts were much bigger than the average girl around her age.

[Action] 6/???

[cuethemasong]

However, she could've been bragging it off, so there's no way that I can tell! That's why I need to PERSONALLY figure things out on my own. See? That's a totally logical explanation! No one can shoot down that line of logic...

[Action] 7/???

[cuethemasong]

OKAY! I feel as if I'm walking on someone's else ground, but I’ll properly bow my head to them and get beaten up later on! I have to do something like this even if it's only once...!

[Action] 8/???

[cuethemasong]

[STRETCHING HIMSELF OUT...]

[Action] 9/???

[cuethemasong]

[GETS INTO A RUNNING STANCE...]

[Action] AND CRY DONE

[cuethemasong]

[RUNNING AT HER AND LEAPING FORWARD WITH HIS ARMS OPEN TO GRAB HER--]

MAYOIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

[Voice]

[luredbypower]

How do the trees even know this stuff?

[ooc: She can drop anything about my two, Hugo and Leonhardt, I didn't indicate what was true and lies due to spoilers, so pick any you wish!]

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

Not sure. Maybe they have psychic abilities to read minds? They may actually be alien lifeforms trapped like us? The possibilities are endless.

voice;

[repudiate]

[ Ange recognizes the girl's voice - it's why she listens at first, out of that and sheer curiosity.. but then she hears just what the girl is talking about. ]

The trees are saying.. what?

voice;

[hachikuji]

They called you a brocon! It means you're attracted to your brother. Sexually.

voice; threadjack! if that's okay!

[menial]

Ah, so that's what it was.

1/2 voice

[deathsdoctor]

[Huh, so the trees are gossiping. Okay. Not unexpected after that Count had said his piece about idle gossip. And as far as rumors go, it's pretty tame.

This clearly deserves an appropriate response, though:]

Done

[deathsdoctor]

[Outright laughter.

Y U P.

Best thing for rumors.]

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

How do the trees know all this stuff? [Oswald, an imitator? Say it ain't so!]

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

No idea. They just began chatting when I walked by and I wanted to hear what else they had to say. Strange things seem to be happening today.

go for gossip, for the lulz

[inburningshadows]

[Abel can only really blink back.]

Trees? The trees are telling you this?

[hachikuji]

Yeah! The trees have ears and are telling me many things!

mine are cool for stuff

[markofthewise]

Those trees are liars and not to be trusted.

[hachikuji]

Tree hater. What did they ever do to you?