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[hachikuji]

Yes...Yes...oh wow I see! You trees have so much wisdom to share. Please tell me more.

[The feed opens up to this chatter and a little girl who is apparently talking to someone. Sometimes you can hear some other voices talking back.]

Wow I never knew all these things. But trees, you need to give me some context and greater details. Who glues on fake ears for over an hour just to not look human? Doesn't that seem a little bit silly? And who is this Oswald guy, copying the beloved cherish icon Mickey Mouse? And why are Fenimore and Adell spying on each other when they take baths? Who has a pompom growing out of their head? A person named Law is into BDSM? I didn't realize that old man Raven was into men! But I guess it was obvious that Ange Beeatooriiche was a brocon. She seems like that type. The sea of information is making me so lost and confused.

...And could you always talk and simply never did?

[ooc: if you want mayoi to drop tree gossip about your characters just let me know in the subject header and if its ok to do the truth stuff. the ones above were picked at random.]

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[hachikuji]

[Mayoi turns away from the trees, which are still talking to her, when she hears Zevran.]

Hi! You're the fake ear guy right? I'm Mayoi Hachikuji.

[antivanleather]

Zevran, and my ears are most certainly not fake.

[If he's muttering about this under his breath in Antivian, well. It's frustrating. Still he steps close, spreads his arms and motions to his ears.]

Tug away.

[hachikuji]

[She's quiet for a moment, staring at him intensely. She then moves closer and reaches out for one of his ears.]

Ok, here I go.

[And then she puts her thumb and index finger on the tip of the ear and pulls hard. Because if it's fake it would surely come off with a rough pull. Best way to be sure.]

[antivanleather]

I have a feeling I might regret this-

[Still he leans forward to make the pulling easier- and instantly regrets agreeing to this. He grits his teeth and focuses on a point far in the distance, removing himself from the situation mentally. He has endured worse.

...

He'll still have to apply a poultice to these once she's finished.]

[hachikuji]

[She removes her grip after a few seconds and gasps a little.]

So they are real! The trees are liars then. I'm sorry for doubting you!

[antivanleather]

[Zev relaxes once his ears are freed. He may reach up to rub at the tips of the left one- by now it was more than sore and he was regretting this choice quite a bit. But. His honor is restored, and the trees proven to be liars.

Hurrah.]

You should think twice before believing what plants tell you.