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[hachikuji]

Yes...Yes...oh wow I see! You trees have so much wisdom to share. Please tell me more.

[The feed opens up to this chatter and a little girl who is apparently talking to someone. Sometimes you can hear some other voices talking back.]

Wow I never knew all these things. But trees, you need to give me some context and greater details. Who glues on fake ears for over an hour just to not look human? Doesn't that seem a little bit silly? And who is this Oswald guy, copying the beloved cherish icon Mickey Mouse? And why are Fenimore and Adell spying on each other when they take baths? Who has a pompom growing out of their head? A person named Law is into BDSM? I didn't realize that old man Raven was into men! But I guess it was obvious that Ange Beeatooriiche was a brocon. She seems like that type. The sea of information is making me so lost and confused.

...And could you always talk and simply never did?

[ooc: if you want mayoi to drop tree gossip about your characters just let me know in the subject header and if its ok to do the truth stuff. the ones above were picked at random.]

Comments

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

No, they're not talking. ...Not that I know of. They just take me to all kinds of weird places!

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

How frustrating. I don't know if I want to deal with that for a week. What if they transport you to a stranger's place after taking a shower? That would be really embarrassing, walking into some place in only a towel.

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

That does sound like it would be embarrassing. But what are the chances of that actually happening?

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

Not very high. But I wouldn't just probabilities in Luceti. Murphy's Law is the law of the land.

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

Is Murphy the president of the Malnosso, or do they just make him come up with laws?

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

What? No, no. Murphy's Law is the principle that any horrible thing you can imagine happening has an actual chance of happening. I guess it doesn't exist where you are.

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

We don't call it that, but... life is kinda like that sometimes.

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

Very true! But even when bad things happen you have to keep your chin up. In a place like this talking trees and strange doors are the least of our worries. We may be eaten by a bear without even expecting it and the Malnosso will teleport us to a magical kingdom inside the bear's stomach!

[The imagination of an 11 year old...]

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

The kingdom inside the bear is... that's the good part?

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

Not if it's an evil kingdom.

[Voice]

[savedtheworld]

[Pause]

I really don't get this metaphor.

[Voice]

[hachikuji]

That's because it shouldn't be a metaphor. There could be a magical kingdom within the stomach of a bear!