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[hachikuji]

Yes...Yes...oh wow I see! You trees have so much wisdom to share. Please tell me more.

[The feed opens up to this chatter and a little girl who is apparently talking to someone. Sometimes you can hear some other voices talking back.]

Wow I never knew all these things. But trees, you need to give me some context and greater details. Who glues on fake ears for over an hour just to not look human? Doesn't that seem a little bit silly? And who is this Oswald guy, copying the beloved cherish icon Mickey Mouse? And why are Fenimore and Adell spying on each other when they take baths? Who has a pompom growing out of their head? A person named Law is into BDSM? I didn't realize that old man Raven was into men! But I guess it was obvious that Ange Beeatooriiche was a brocon. She seems like that type. The sea of information is making me so lost and confused.

...And could you always talk and simply never did?

[ooc: if you want mayoi to drop tree gossip about your characters just let me know in the subject header and if its ok to do the truth stuff. the ones above were picked at random.]

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voice;

[repudiate]

[ Ange recognizes the girl's voice - it's why she listens at first, out of that and sheer curiosity.. but then she hears just what the girl is talking about. ]

The trees are saying.. what?

voice;

[hachikuji]

They called you a brocon! It means you're attracted to your brother. Sexually.

[repudiate]

You don't have to explain that to me. I'm just wondering why trees of all things would be talking, and then secondly why they would say something that ridiculous.

[hachikuji]

I guess an experiment? But really, I don't know why you think of it as ridiculous. It makes pretty good sense to me.

[repudiate]

There's nothing at all in it that makes 'sense'. Battler onii-chan is just my older brother, that's it. Isn't family allowed to care for each other?

[hachikuji]

There is caring and then there is caring. Which one are you?

[repudiate]

Regular caring, thanks. I'm not accusing you of having those kind of feelings for your siblings either, am I?

.. If you have siblings, that is. [ not like she knows much about this girl, aftr all. ]

[hachikuji]

Nice try Ange, but I'm an only child! My mother and father loved me enough to not make a second child afterwards.

[Well, not really. But Ange doesn't need to know that.]

[repudiate]

I'm not so sure that's exactly how the decision to get another child is made. [ even if that's beside the point, she just had to comment on it. ]

But even in a hypothetical scenario I wouldn't just randomly accuse you of that.

voice; threadjack! if that's okay!

[menial]

Ah, so that's what it was.

how dare you!!!

[repudiate]

... That's what..? At least explain yourself.

i'm that bold

[menial]

Well, we earlier thought it was exhibitionism. Or perhaps like Atsuro's porn addiction or masochism. But it's being a brocon, huh?

[repudiate]

And here I thought better of you than to take all of this seriously. Can't you see this girl is just spreading ridiculous rumors for no reason?

[menial]

Ah, but some of those things are true, aren't they? The trees have been saying some things verifiable.

[repudiate]

Like what kinds of stuff? I've yet to hear anything that remotely makes any sense.

[menial]

["So this one time, that Haruhi girl nearly destroyed the world because she was jealous! How lame is that?"

'.... Eh.']

Trust me, I've heard at least one true thing.

Anyway, it's that or something about burgers.

[repudiate]

[ there's a moment where she noticably tenses up at the mention of that. ]

.. What about burgers?

[menial]

['So it's true!']

... That you turned into burgers?

filtered;

[repudiate]

[ another pause, and then she just decides to filter it from everything forever. ]

It's more of a senstive subject than you might realise.

filtered;

[menial]

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What.

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What.

filtered;

[repudiate]

It's not something I usually tell people, so what I'm about to say is to not be spread around in any way. And you shouldn't laugh either, if you feel the need to for some reason.

filtered;

[menial]

Uh, okay. I'll... try my best, Ange-chan. At least, I'm pretty good at keeping secrets.

filtered;

[repudiate]

The thing they're talking about concerning 'burgers' is about when I got torn apart into small pieces until I was little more than a pile of minced meat back home. [ just quickly saying it and getting it out, even if it might come across as.. well, blunt. ]

filtered;

[menial]

['... Well, this just got awkward. And super gross.']

.....

You're right. That... That's not funny at all.

[what do you say to that... what does it even mean?]

Man.

filtered;

[repudiate]

Sorry, I didn't mean to dump this on you in particular, I just wanted to sort it out so you wouldn't tell others. In fact, there aren't many other people in this place who know this, since I don't tell a lot of people for obvious reasons.

[ at least she has the decency to apologize for once. ]